Thursday, May 31, 2007

Some people freak me out

I use this website all the time that is basically a bunch of parents
sharing their experiences of child raising to help each other and I just had
to share this with other people. This woman wrote in that her normally
happy 2 month old daughter was fighting the boob and fussing and
crying and whatnot, asking us if we'd experienced the same and what we did about it. well this is what one woman wrote"

She's greedy! All is well, she is greedy and sleepy and wanting to get her
way all at the same time. They don't develop a demeanor, they come here with one. Keep your eye on her, she is a go getter. . . Just evaluate her actions and start to make note of what type of day she has when this occurs, and ask God what you should do to help her. He always knows the right answers. A guess as to why she is doing this will not help you right now, you need to use your mother powers and put it to work. You will know what to do. She loves you, she is just a Diva already, watch her as she develops and get it in check. You must be the only official Diva in the house, and never let her see you sweat. They use sweat as a weapon. Make sure that you drink plenty of fluids during and after nursing. And get some suggestions on some alternative feeding methods that include nursing. You can make her some food, get her hooked on the healthy stuff and it will always be easy to give her a piece of fruit instead of taking her to McDonalds.

She's a DIVA? a diva? a 2 month old child is a greedy diva? fuck me ragged. i
never knew. SHE"S A FREAK"N BABY!!!!! Ask god what to do? jeezuz freaking
christ. i can't write, my knuckles have gone white... I need a coffee (sound
of chair being pushed away and kettle being filled)

So i went back and researched this god botherer and indeed, it gets worse. A
woman writes in that her son has a fever, is lethargic and his pulse is racing, what should she do? (der....) and this is the woman's response:

Acknowledge him in all thy ways and he shall direct thy path. We
want to take the best care of our children, so we must stay calm. I can
only say this after #3. I don't get frantic anymore and call the doctor. I assess the situation and ask myself what would the doctor say? Have I tried to see if the fever will break? Have I administered anything to aid in the process? A luke warm bath. Just recently my 8 year old had a fever of 106 almost 107. I took a deep breath, ran a luke warm bath, gave her some motrin, and began to meditate on the goodness of God, I began to sing praises unto his name and before I knew it the fever broke.Now when you take them to the doctor, they tell you about these things called a "virus".Never knowing what caused it, and having nothing to give them to make it go away. I feel your pain and desire to help your child. Just always remember if you ever need God he is right there, ready to do whatever you ask him(If you have put some time in with him)he can do exceedingly and abundantly above that you can ask or think. Your child belongs to God and while you have the pleasure of partaking in his or her life, know that no matter what God is in control. Let him know that you know this by always consulting him, and abiding in his loving arms. That is what Jesus Christ died for.

America IS STUFFED



2 Comments:

Blogger smahman said...

She needs help.

http://www.amazon.com/God-Delusion-Richard-Dawkins/dp/0618680004/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/104-6764928-1630324?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1181033952&sr=8-1

6:59 pm

 
Blogger smahman said...

Ooooh Oooh oooh oooh. Gues who is getting married.

7:00 pm

 

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