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The more I'm around some people, the more I like my dog. I just can't get that saying out of my head at the minute...
I use this website all the time that is basically a bunch of parents
She's greedy! All is well, she is greedy and sleepy and wanting to get her
way all at the same time. They don't develop a demeanor, they come here with one. Keep your eye on her, she is a go getter. . . Just evaluate her actions and start to make note of what type of day she has when this occurs, and ask God what you should do to help her. He always knows the right answers. A guess as to why she is doing this will not help you right now, you need to use your mother powers and put it to work. You will know what to do. She loves you, she is just a Diva already, watch her as she develops and get it in check. You must be the only official Diva in the house, and never let her see you sweat. They use sweat as a weapon. Make sure that you drink plenty of fluids during and after nursing. And get some suggestions on some alternative feeding methods that include nursing. You can make her some food, get her hooked on the healthy stuff and it will always be easy to give her a piece of fruit instead of taking her to McDonalds.
She's a DIVA? a diva? a 2 month old child is a greedy diva? fuck me ragged. i
never knew. SHE"S A FREAK"N BABY!!!!! Ask god what to do? jeezuz freaking
christ. i can't write, my knuckles have gone white... I need a coffee (sound
of chair being pushed away and kettle being filled)
So i went back and researched this god botherer and indeed, it gets worse. A
woman writes in that her son has a fever, is lethargic and his pulse is racing, what should she do? (der....) and this is the woman's response:
Acknowledge him in all thy ways and he shall direct thy path. We
want to take the best care of our children, so we must stay calm. I can
only say this after #3. I don't get frantic anymore and call the doctor. I assess the situation and ask myself what would the doctor say? Have I tried to see if the fever will break? Have I administered anything to aid in the process? A luke warm bath. Just recently my 8 year old had a fever of 106 almost 107. I took a deep breath, ran a luke warm bath, gave her some motrin, and began to meditate on the goodness of God, I began to sing praises unto his name and before I knew it the fever broke.Now when you take them to the doctor, they tell you about these things called a "virus".Never knowing what caused it, and having nothing to give them to make it go away. I feel your pain and desire to help your child. Just always remember if you ever need God he is right there, ready to do whatever you ask him(If you have put some time in with him)he can do exceedingly and abundantly above that you can ask or think. Your child belongs to God and while you have the pleasure of partaking in his or her life, know that no matter what God is in control. Let him know that you know this by always consulting him, and abiding in his loving arms. That is what Jesus Christ died for.America IS STUFFED
Ok. ok. ok. Is she not just the cutest? now that's out of the way let's get onto the more pressing issues. Things that annoyed me today.
1. People who take lifts to go 1 floor and look at you like you're satan's dance partner. I have a goddam pram - with a baby in it! I need the lift. You are a lazy sodding twisted testicle! I get to go in the lift before you, you lazy snot nosed thoughtless breath of carbuncle.
2. The person who comes and sits NEXT to you when there are 100 other empty seats. FUCK OFF and find your own mates.
3. Old ladies who insist on telling you about their grandchildren. Now, it's cute that old ladies always want to say hello to the baby. I love that. Old people and babies are a perfect match in many many ways. But I am not interested in a 25 minute story about your 7 year old grand daughters birthday and her mothers inability to have a relationship with the father or how your sister decided not to have children and at 60 still doesn't regret it OR your opinions on the use of the dummy....
Ok. to balance these out i'll have to tell you about the gorgeous old man who helped me get my pram up some goofy sydney stairs and how the guy who owns the coffee shop loves Bella and says she makes him feel like having another baby. And how the sun shone down today and Bella and I had lunch overlooking the Pacific Ocean. Beautiful