Oh my God

I went to the toilet in a pub last week and there on the floor, beneath the bowl, was a big red apple. I still don't understand.

It does drag a bit

Yep 31 weeks pregnant. God it takes ages to grow a baby. I'm sitting here, looking down at my belly and watching my baby bounce around in my ever expanding uterus, thinking a) i can't wait to meet you and b) what shall we have for lunch?